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☆ Round One!

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Strange/Grant, bondage

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I can't be the only one thinking wallsex with magical vines during that scene in Waterloo...right?

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god, anon, you are so on my same wavelength it's crazy.

although i am also thinking about jonathan, dripping wet from a rainstorm, tangling his hands in the vines to stay upright against a wall, so overwhelmed and desperate that he loses control of his magic and unintentionally makes the vines grow. grant trying to get him back into a soldierly headspace, pressing his hands into jonathan's palms with the ivy between them, pressing their foreheads together. jonathan's lips taste of rainwater and terror.

basically there is not enough peninsula fic and i would pay someone to write more.

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Strange/Strange: Mirror Self

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
So, in the darkness, Strange finds a way to bring his reflection out of the mirror, to aid him in his studies.

This does not prove very productive however, as Strange finds himself drawn into his own image's waiting embrace, desperate for human comfort.

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Poor Jonathan! What an excellent prompt, though. I wonder how he would get on with himself? How would seeing himself from an outside perspective affect him?

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Strange/Anyone: Chatting during sex

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
So, Strange is a chatty fellow, especially compared to Norrell. Sometimes, he feels compelled to break the silence, or comment on what's going on.

My proposal: Strange chatting along and being mildly sassy until he suddenly can't form words anymore.

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
God YES.

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Trans!Childermass?

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
So... I just thought it might be neat if Childermass was trans. Like, one of Norrell's first big pieces of magic was giving him the physical appearance he still has. An orgin story would be cool, but even a little slice-of-life like this would be neat.

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
This is an incredible idea. I would like to write it, and I might try once I've finished what I'm writing now, if someone else doesn't attempt it first.

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Strange/Arabella - Breaking the Spell

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps it takes a bit more than just a kiss to break The Gentleman's enchantment over Arabella. What if Jonathan needs to make love to his wife to bring back her memory of him? As she doesn't recognize him in her enchanted state this could veer into slight dubcon, with Jonathan feeling horribly guilty about the force he is having to use to have his way with his wife.

This could take place in some separate room at Lost-Hope and, just to make the whole experience more stressful, could require Jonathan to simultaneously use some magic to keep The Gentleman at bay.

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
YES! The dubcon thing makes perfect sense, and it would be heartbreaking. Oh god - what if he couldn't get it up?

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Childermass/Norrell fluffy cuddle!sex

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
I have a hankering for really soft slow fluffy cuddly (perhaps even spooning) sexiness with Norrell and Childermass (top!Childermass would be my preference) with Childermass having to hold back all his strength and have a huge amount of self control. Nuzzling and neck nestling and handholding would be perfect... [heart eyes emoji]

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oooh what a sweet prompt! seconded!

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Strange/Norrell - Temptations

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
As Strange and Norrell travel Fairie after the end of the book/series, they are by and large content to stay together. I would love to read either a single story or a set of stories dealing with the moments of temptation, when they are offered something in Faerie that might make them want to stay/lose themselves (a magical library, adoration, etc.), and how the other man subsequently managed to convince them to come back.

I love slash between these two, and I love it spiced with a little bittersweetness, so if you could find it in your heart to write them together, I would love you forever.

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, I love this idea! Seconded!

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Childermass/??? Cardplay?? (variable consent)

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
So, I just have this idea of Childermass being fucked, somehow, and either that person or someone watching is playing with his cards. Rifling through them, playing them to jokingly symbolise what's happening or what's about to happen, musing on their various meanings-- those cards mean a lot to Childermass, and to put them in someone else's hands means a lot.

Consensual or no, I just want some focus on those cards.

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
neat! I was looking up tarot card meanings before this-

Maybe Strange plays the Magician (Real power, skill, concentration, action, resourcefulness) to represent Childermass, while the High Priestess (intuition, mystery, subconcious mind) or Temperance (balance, moderation, patience, purpose) slips out. Or Norell picks the Two of cups (affection, partnership, unified love) at random? or the reversed king of cups to represent himself? Or maybe the Devil (bondage, addiction, sexuality?) comes into play?

this could be a lot of fun.....

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Strange & Segundus cuddling + h/c

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
jumping on both the Segundus being particularly sensitive to magic and the Strange/Segundus bromance wagons here - Strange's presence being able to instantly lift Segundus's spirits/magical aura/what have you. I'd love to see a fic where someone finds Segundus in a bad way and Jonathan's the only one who can help, first by just sitting near Segs and eventually cuddling the fuck out of him, because hey, it's helping, right? Slash not necessary but very much welcome!

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My soul is warmed by this sweet, sweet prompt. Seconded with bells on.

Childermass walks in on everybody

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Childermass walks silently and in shadows, so it's not really a surprise that he ends up walking in on many couples necking (or more).

Any pairings the Author wants (Strange/Norrell, Strange/Grant, Drawlight/Lascelles, Strange/Arabella, Segundus/Honeyfoot, Gentleman/Stephen, whatever the author wishes)- just Childermass walking in, maybe rolling his eyes, and bowing out.

Who knows, maybe even one time he's invited to join in?

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-16 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
You had me at "rolling his eyes and bowing out". Someone write this for the love of God

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Childermass/Norrell/Childermass - Misadventures in Cloning

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you ever been a tiny, fussy, nervous, spoiled wreck of a man who has this one really amazing servant? Have you come to rely upon that servant utterly in all your day to day business? Have you ever run into the problem that, despite his other very useful qualities, your very useful servant has never yet succeeded in splitting himself in twain to be able to be in two places at once? Isn't it just beyond aggravating that your lazy servant completely fails to be of use to you in many important matters because he's too busy doing other things you told him to do? Don't you wish there was a solution to this all too common problem?

Well, have I got news for you! MAGIC(TM) can provide all sorts of solutions to this and many other common problems with your household staff!

....okay, uh. Cheesy intro aside, I would love a fic where Norrell attempts to correct the problem that Childermass is only one man by attempting to copy him/split him in half by magic. Possible ways this could go wrongright:

1) Easy Mode: Norrell copies Childermass. Norrell constantly forgets the two Childermasses aren't a hivemind and gets irritated/confused when he thinks he told Childermass something and Childermass says he has no idea what he's talking about. Somehow even with two Childermasses, there are not enough Childermasses to do all the things Norrell wants him to do -- the two Childermasses have to get this under control. Optional Norrell sandwich depending on authorial preference~

2) Hard Mode: Norrell gives Childermass what is basically a time turner from Harry Potter. Infinite Childermasses that are all the same Childermass at different points in time, each of them progressively more tired since they haven't worked out when they're going to time-turn in a few hours of sleep. Norrell is completely confused. The worst idea.

3) Expert Trash Mode: Norrell does a spell to split Childermass into two people. Unfortunately what he gets -- as becomes more obvious over time -- are two people who are two different partial Childermasses -- one that is patient, reactive, introverted, but quietly protective of Norrell, and one that is proactive, motivated, long-standingly fed up with Norrell and kind of wants to take him over his knee/otherwise debauchedly lose his patience with him. Good!Childermass, Naughty!Childermass, and all kinds of things Norrell finds very confusing. :3

Much love if any of these variations should strike an anon's fancy to any extent. <3

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All three ideas have legs, as far as I'm concerned. Long, beautiful, manly legs encased in black breeches and stockings...

Childermass/(Norrell or Strange or the Gentleman...): CLOTHES PORN

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
One thing I absolutely love about the TV adaption is the glorious costumes. Let's take that up a notch.

Basically, either someone dressing Childermass in absolutely delicious clothes much too finely made for his station, maybe also vice versa, but mostly: clothes porn. So many layers, to take on and take off. So much personal touching.

I'm good with any character, but some of my favorite imagined reactions are Norrell slowly losing his mind over the proximity, Jonathan treating him like an equal in all things, or even the Gentleman rehashing his time with Steven. Segundus or others would also be okay, if they took a leading or slightly dominant role.

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Jonathan obviously cares about his clothes. When Arabella is putting his medals on his coat in Episode 4, she fastens two buttons on his coat before turning away to take the first medal from Mary, and while her back is turned, Jonathan quickly unfastens the lower button, because that is the more stylish way of wearing it. I seem to have digressed, I am so sorry. What I'm trying to say is, I bet he has a very good relationship with his tailor, and if he was ever in the position where he needed to outfit Childermass in a decent suit of clothes, the resulting scene would be extremely interesting. In short, OMG, yes, clothes porn.

Norrell/Strange, Arabella/Strange

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Because as this quote indicates, Arabella was clearly aware of the massive crush Norrell had on Strange since their first meeting:

"Not like you! No, perhaps he did not like you. But he did not so much as look at any other person the whole time we were there. It was as if he would eat you up with his eyes. I dare say he is lonely."

I'd like something where Arabella encourages Strange to start a relationship with Norrell, in the period between 1809-1811, before Strange leaves England. Of course Strange thinks suggesting it will do nothing but cause Norrell to be offended (as nearly everything does) but in fact he finds Norrell to be quite an enthusiastic (perhaps even over-enthusiastic) partner. Unfortunately, although Arabella correctly guesses that it will make Norrell quite a bit better disposed to Strange, not to mention somewhat at his mercy, it unfortunately has the additional effect of inspiring the behavior we see out of Norrell only a short time into Strange's apprenticeship (“Mr Norrell talked of nothing but Mr Strange when Strange was away, and talked to no one But Strange when Strange was present. His feelings of attachment seemed all the stronger for being entirely new... If, in a crowded drawing-room or ballroom, Strange contrived to escape for a quarter of an hour, Mr Norrell would send Drawlight after him to discover where he had gone and whom he was talking to.”)

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This would be very interesting. I'd love to see how the dynamics between Jonathan, Norrell, and Arabella would play out. Seconded.

Sensory Disorder!Norrell?

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
So, it's pretty rooted in my headcanon that Norrell's on the autism spectrum, somewhere, and there's a couple disorders that sometimes come along for the ride with autism (Attention Deficit Disorder and Sensory Disorder are mine)- I'd be curious to see someone go into Norrell with a sensory disorder, though.

Having a sensory disorder means your brain isn't filtering the information sent from your senses correctly. Either the signals are way too strong (itchy clothing, everything is too loud, impossible to be a good temperature) or too weak (running into things just to feel something, not realizing you're touching a hot stove, and so on). Hypersensitive Norrell would fit very well, I think. Especially with his absolute hatred of parties.

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooooh seconding! This is definitely a headcanon of mine as well.

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Stephen Black/The Gentleman - shaving fic

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
This fandom needs shaving fic!

So, there's that scene where Stephen gives the Gentleman a shave, and afterwards the Gentleman apologizes for mistaking Stephen for a servant, yes? Well, I would like to see the Gentleman offering to return the service some time later. He is in Stephen's debt after all, it would only be fair.

Stephen finds the experience of the fairy wielding a sharp razor near his throat absolutely horrifying, but at the same time strangely intimate.

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Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

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Drunk!Norrell

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I just really, REALLY need a fic featuring Norrell getting totally plastered. Maybe he gets very panicky/upset about something and the only thing Childermass or Strange (or both) can think to do to calm him down is start pouring him drinks. Everyone is surprised to find that Norrell is a really happy drunk who giggles A LOT and has very poor motor skills.

Romantic complications optional, but always welcome.

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Can we have drinking songs with him getting the words all wrong?

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Strange/Norrell: Burned Hands and Assistance

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
At some point (probably post-canon) the two magicians are casting a spell together and one of them severely burns his hands (author's choice which and how it happens). With his hands bundled up in bandages, that person is rendered incapable of doing even the most basic tasks. This of course leads to irritation and frustration as the other has to play caregiver (which they're both spectacularly awful at), but things turn much more interesting when it comes to bathing and dressing. Please, anon, give me all the touching and awkwardness and mounting tension you can thow at me!

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh how lovely! Bathing would be particularly wonderful, I can totally get behind this prompt. And of course, the poor burned hands would be rather sore. This is a delicious idea. Seconded, enthusiastically!

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Norrell/Strange, Norrell/The World -- Got the Love

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
This idea is shamelessly ripped off from Buffy, but it was too funny not to run with:

Norrell is sick of being so desperately in love with a man who doesn't even notice, so he decides to take steps to cure himself of this unwanted feeling. Against Childermass' advice, he finds a spell, and casts it on himself.

Of course, his spell backfires, and instead of not being in love with Strange, everyone BUT Strange who claps eyes on Norrell falls instantly in uncontrollable and desperate lust with him. The author is welcome to bring all the cracktastic ideas they might have to bear on this story. I just really want poor, horrified Norrell being hit on by every terrible option imaginable including Sir Walter, Arabella, Lascelles and Drawlight, etc. Bonus points if Childermass remains protective and helpful in spite of still being effected by the spell and occasionally making really inappropriate suggestions. Even more bonus points if this all results in Strange needing to take some ... ahem ... drastic measures to break the spell before someone gets killed (because, let's face it, Lascelles is going to show up to this party armed).

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This. Would be. Incredible. SECONDED.

Strange/Grant as drunken Englishmen on leave in Lisbon

(Anonymous) 2015-07-15 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Lisbon, halfway through the Peninsular Campaign. Strange and Grant get drunk and let off steam, in that boisterous, affectionate, silly way that English men seem to specialise in. Strange does some magic, because he likes showing off. Grant encourages him, because he is privately pretty thrilled that his drinking companion is a bloody magician of all things.

There have been some deeply beautiful and heartbreaking fics written about these two, but they probably also had some fun times. Any level of intimacy, from platonic friendship to full on fucking, with a slight preference for sexy fun. Bonus points if Strange moves Grant's balls about by magic.

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Yes! Seconded!

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-16 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
well it does.

any and all ships, though preferably childermass would be involved somehow, be it giving or receiving.

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I vote childermass/segundus with childermass on the giving, as a gentleman would never!

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Lascelles/Childermass watersport (and/or coming in one's face)

(Anonymous) 2015-07-16 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
I want some nice dub con fic of Lascelles forcing Childermass on his knees, face fucking him against a wall and coming in his face. To add insult to injury and because Lascelles is feeling particularly powerful in this moment, i want him pissing all over Childermass' chest afterwards. Bonus points if Childermass is actually enjoying it. Extra bonus points for this happening somewhere where there is possibility of them being caught (i.e in Norrell's library/office etc)

Re: Lascelles/Childermass watersport (and/or coming in one's face)

(Anonymous) 2015-07-16 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh seconded!

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Lascelles/Segundus (non-con), Childermass/Segundus (h/c)

(Anonymous) 2015-07-16 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
Alone in his room, Childermass casts the Spell to Discover what My Enemy is Doing Presently, and sees that his enemy (Lascelles) is doing Segundus, very much against Segundus' will. He follows Strange's instructions on accessing the King's Roads via the mirror, and arrives in time to save poor Segundus from a sharp dose of buggery.

Having seen Lascelles off, he treats Segundus very gently. Segundus is both distracted by, and reassured by Childermass' magical aura.

Re: Lascelles/Segundus (non-con), Childermass/Segundus (h/c)

(Anonymous) 2015-07-16 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
This needs to be written!

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Emma Wintertowne/ John Childermass, post-show!canon

(Anonymous) 2015-07-16 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
The Benedick and Beatrice of the York Society of Magicians, they purport to not be able to stand the other's sarcasm and stubbornness, but behind the bickering, grudging respect grows into something more affectionate.

Re: Emma Wintertowne/ John Childermass, post-show!canon

(Anonymous) 2015-07-16 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
I hadn't considered this pairing but now you mention it, it seems deliciously apt. Seconded!

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Childermass/Lascelles dub-con

(Anonymous) 2015-07-16 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Mild dub-con.
In fact I want it as consensual as it's possible.
May be something like Lascelles crossing the line at last, Childermass completely pissed-off and trying to beat (and then fuck) him into submission. And that suddenly turns out to be quite pleasurable for both of them.

Childermass: The Fandom Bicycle

(Anonymous) 2015-07-16 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone further up on the kinkmeme made a crack about Childermass being the fandom bicycle (velocipede?) (1). And I thought, what better way to explore this, than with Childermass tied down with his hands above his head and his legs spread wide, with a small leather ring around his cock, while a procession of all the characters he's been shipped with show up to fuck or be fucked by him?

Any pairings the author desires. Maybe it's magic, maybe it's writing magic. Just let it be done.


(1) because everybody wants a ride.

Re: Childermass: The Fandom Bicycle

(Anonymous) 2015-07-16 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I used a different metaphor: the fandom's Little Black Dress (i.e. Goes With Everything) but I love the idea of the fandom velocipede! I'm an outlier in my tastes, but I've certainly noticed the Childermass/Everybody love.

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