jsmn_kinkmeme | ☆ Round Two!

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I just, have this desire for all of the characters to be queuing in McDonald's and discussing what they'd like to order. Childermass has the task of telling the cashier the whole order.

Examples/ideas:
Norrell can't decide until the last minute and is worried about calorie counting.
Lascelles thinks he's better than everyone by ordering the Deli Wrap.
Jonathan leans over the counter (drunk) and flirts with the cashier.
Drawlight having a ridiculous request (like a double cheeseburger with no gherkins, done medium-rare with extra onions and cheese on only one side)
Emma wants a "family-sized" box of nuggets (that the Gentleman, who said he didn't want anything, ends up stealing half of)
Etc.

Discussion/suggestions GREATLY appreciated because I'm laughing my arse off over here!

i'm laughing so hard, someone please write this

the gentleman wants to order an entire banquet for Stephen who is having a very hard time trying to tell him that he's fine with a big Mac, honestly, he isn't even that hungry

alternative: the gentleman discovers a certain restaurant called 'burger king' and is convinced that only there they'll be able to order a truly kingly meal, tries to drag Stephen out of mcdonalds

HAHAHA!! This is perfect!!
Stephen facepalming at his table because his tray is PILED with burgers is just too funny.

At the Burger King, the Gentleman tries to make Stephen wear one of those paper crowns for kids.

Oh for pete's sake, now I'll have the image of Stephen in a Burger King crown burned into my mind forever. You people! (I love you)

How has nobody drawn this yet! Someone, please!!

I can't draw, so have a bad photoshop instead!

http://i.imgur.com/LSKlgCU.jpg

OMFG this is hilarious !!!!!

Thank you! *grin*

(OP) oh my god, I've just discovered this and am grinning from ear to ear! Thank you photoshopper anon, you've given me a good laugh ;)

I'm glad it amused you! :D

OP, i've begun working on this for you tonight, but i have two warnings. 1: don't assume i'll finish. 2: it's going to be a full-fledged AU and while McDonald's is going to be the general main focus, otherwise it's not going to be what you expect. (if someone else wants to fill with something more exact to the prompt, i say don't hold back)

OP: I AM GAME FOR ANYTHING

(aka thank you so much I thought this prompt would be lost forever I am so excited hahaha)

Not the OP, but I'm really hoping this is a still a thing, A!A. It sounds hilarious. :D

Wait, did this one end up being written? Because I would be interested, if I had the time.

I'm not the OP, but as far as I'm aware, no one has written this one (yet!)

So, I filled the prompt. It's over at AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/5889571/chapters/13574542

Haha, oh excellent!

OP here! Wow! I wasn't expecting to ever get a fill for this I have a huge smile on my face right now, thank you A!A. I can't wait to read the later chapters of this. Bless Arabella and her patience with drunk!Jonathan :)

LOL poor Childermass, having to wrangle them all! XD

☆ Round Two!

Everyone!CRACK - they all visit McDonalds

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Welcome to McLost Hope

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potential writer!anon here

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